[ Wanda doesn't bother to hide her smile. She stares down at him as she cocks her brow. Really, Pietro? While she's hesitant to list his crimes and ruin what's become a salvageable day, she doesn't want him to think he's entirely innocent. He often believes that mistake and it's her duty to ensure that he's seeing things clearly. She's the sensible twin, after all. ]

You insulted my television show. You took up the entire couch! [ Granted, she did have her spot in the corner, but he had been pressing his feet all over her and invading her space! ] You ruin my favourite arm of the couch. [ A lie. She likes the arm she had been sitting against more than the one he had almost set on fire. ]

And I am tired and you make me stand.

[ Clucking her tongue, she shakes her head as she curls her fingers into his knees as though that's enough of a punishment. ]