[He knows she's never going to mention anything she's actually aggrieved by, and his smirk in return is smug as he listens to what she does list as some sort of transgressions. His expression shifts from amusement to feigned sympathy.]

I've done such horrible things to you, Wanda. Can you ever forgive me for taking up the entire couch?

[Pietro can't keep it up for long though, and he snorts, batting gently at one of her hands.]

Enough. Get off. You can stand by yourself, you're just being lazy.