[ Wanda's laughter is cut short by the weight of him. When she wants to shove at him, she can't. Pietro has always been stronger, and she's always let him do what he wants. ]

I will not sleep on the couch.

[ She's sleeping here, right here. Wanda does her best to wipe her smile from her face so she can peer up at him sternly. ]

Where I go, you go. If I go on the couch, you go on the couch. It was my other birthday wish.

[ And you can't break wishes, Pietro! ]